What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 09:13

What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?

Doing any other kind of drug that gives you pleasure. Can’t have that!

Watch porn. Yaaaaawn. This is such lazy sh*t. Why do they even bother with this one?

Masturbation. Second verse, same as the first. (with apologies to Violent Femmes)

Why are so many people anti-Trump? People didn't like Obama either, but he was the president, so people didn't do this. What makes Trump different?

Drinking. Heh, doing that right now. Some of them even deny that Christ drank wine, and they try to claim he drank grape juice instead. As if that was really a thing back then.

Think about the opposite sex in a sexual way. Remember “eye babies”?

Think about the same sex in a sexual way. What’s next, dogs and cats living together? (and this is hardly an exaggeration; in the 2000s in the gay marriage controversy, Republicans were shouting that it would lead to bestiality)

Its year 2041, and president Hunter Biden has ordered every republican who sweared at him to be arrested and shot. I am on my way to the death row listening to the cheer of the Liberal mob chanting death death death. How can I escape?

Gambling. Another yawn, except for those addicted to gambling, which is a real problem…but a sin, gimme a break!

Have sex. Sometimes even within marriage, if you aren’t trying to have a child.